Best Cats That I've Seen

Self-explanatory, really. It would break my heart to rank them, so they're in no particular order except Clara in the #1 slot

Clara, the OG

Do I love her more than the two cats I have currently? Yes, unfortunately. It just wouldn't be fair to her if I didn't. Born roughly in 2010, this legend has been (& in some instances still is) my profile photo on many websites. She starred in such short films as "The Cat Circus" (Canyon High School, 2014) before being dropped by her talent agency due to market research suggesting a shift towards dogs. Now residing in a $1.2 million home in Orange County, California, this senior citizen is making the most of her retirement years.

Angus Beef

"The beefiest baby" -Highlands Animal Care, 2024

Leather Wallet

Yes, his name is actually "Walid," but we usually call him "wallet." "Leather wallet," when we're feeling goofy silly. He's a lanky lad.

Unknown Neighborhood Cat #1

This sweetheart came up our condo stairs and hung out on my lap for a while. I was completely held captive, and I enjoyed every second of it.

Unknown Neighborhood Cat #2 (#3?)

Saw you from across the way as I was either getting out of my car or getting into it, and I had to run straight over to see you. And then, as you can see, there were two of you! And nearly identical! Couldn't (likely) be siblings though, because you didn't have a collar and the other one did.

Leo

I may hate your owner, but damn if I don't miss you every day.

Porn (Yes, his name is Porn)

Officially short for "Poor Orange," Porn is a permanent resident at Las Vegas's Pinball Hall of Fame. I met Porn very shortly after he was taken in by the pinball team. He was in slightly rough shape, being treated for what looked like old cat fight injuries, but he still had an affectionate nature. Not long after that, the Pinball Hall of Fame was relocated to it's larger and current location, and the team has since taken in several more cats who you can sometimes see roaming the building or snoozing on their special benches. Porn has fully recovered from his injuries and is now a very chubby and happy boy.